“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”
Next time I have a sore throat.
And instead of asking them what it is again, you’re just like
“READY OR NOT HERE I COME!”
My auntie found out I’m a lesbian. I was freaking out. I thought she was going to say a rude joke, but no.
An her reaction. ” If your gay, I’ll still love you.”
I need to stop biting my friends. But, I can’t help it. I love to bite an pull hair. An I fucking love when I scratch someones back sn I leave marks. Shit. .///.
I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait.