June 2011
Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem.
“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”
Next time I have a sore throat.
Win.
When you forget someone's name
And instead of asking them what it is again, you’re just like
That awkward moment when you're playing hide and go seek and you can't find a place to hide.
“READY OR NOT HERE I COME!”
UH-OH.
My auntie found out I’m a lesbian. I was freaking out. I thought she was going to say a rude joke, but no.
An her reaction.
” If your gay, I’ll still love you.”
That one friend you've always wanted to fuck.
I have issues.
I need to stop biting my friends. But, I can’t help it. I love to bite an pull hair. An I fucking love when I scratch someones back sn I leave marks. Shit. .///.
My girlfriend just texted me saying "I want you to get me wet when I get home ;)".
I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait.
